Aug 4, 2022
This one isn't a conspiracy theory ... 186,000 to go, give or take ... And she would have been a boring governor anyway.
Aug 3, 2022
Not a great day for incumbents ... Except for Kathy Hoffman ... And Cheerios make a house a home.
Aug 2, 2022
Everyone better be nice from now on ... One good letter doesn't erase the past year ... And Dee Snider ain't happy.
Aug 1, 2022
One more day until the primaries are over ... We can't handle another pen-based conspiracy theory ... And we wish our stickers were this cool.
Jul 29, 2022
Staffers fleeing Katie Hobbs’ campaign question her ability to lead Arizona.
Jul 28, 2022
If you all don't stop talking about pens ... An arms dealer for someone who smokes weed? ... And the sign wars never end.
Jul 27, 2022
Then lock them up ... Just cross your arms and smirk ... And your puffer vests are our cowboy hats.
Jul 26, 2022
Abolish primaries? ... Defund the police? ... Delicate hands?
Jul 25, 2022
They passed out sporks at the door ... Constitutional is in the eye of the sheriff ... And forget the children, protect the senators.
Jul 22, 2022
If this were the main way you engaged with politics, you’d hate it, too.
Jul 21, 2022
Do something better with your money ... That's a pricey steak ... And an alley-oop for your Twitter dunk.
Jul 20, 2022
TFW you don't even know anyone in Mesa ... All the cool Republicans get censures ... And he's super not worried about it.
